i really hate when people tell me about conversations they had with other people. like they try to intiate conversation with me by talking about another conversation they had. what.
strugglingtobeheard:
rhymeswithnothing:
pleadingthefilth:
strugglingtobeheard:
cupcakesclothesconvo:
1. I’m around da corner. = I’m 45 minutes away
2 .We in Dis Bitch! = We Will be attending the event …
3.”Free my ni**a ______” = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend.
4. “So you Mad?” = “it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn’t seem like a big deal to me” …
5 .”You wasn’t with me shootin in the gym” = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form.
6.Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
7.”Im Bout To Go Ham!!!” = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
8.”I got da whip”= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
9.”You Tryna Chill? = I really want to engage in ‘Official Sexual Activity’ with you but if I said so, you might say No
10.”I’m chillin tonight” = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity.”
11.”You aint bout that life” = Your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
12.”Shit just got real” = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
I’m not the originator of this, but I found it on FB and I completely agree!! Too funny!
i died at number 1 cause i be running on that time all the time.
6 and 11 are my personal faves to use
I. DIED.
Alt to #1: I’m up the street = I’m nowhere near the vicinity but get ready anyway
Alt to #11: Y’all ain’t bout nothin = you are not fit for this activity/you are all hot air and no action
Alt to # 6 Where dey do dat at? = Trick question; in truth, no one does this activity because it is ridiculous therefore you should not be doing it either
hahahaha! i love it. number 1 alt is 100% truth. me= “ma, i’m just up the street.” (aka, about 20 minutes away or sumthin) they all are. those are my fave too.
“your hair is really pretty,” he was like
i was like “ugh fine idek you, thank you,”
then he was like, “is it all your real hair”
ugh motherfuckers be tripping goddamn
hate motherfuckers
